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20 Random Fact about Lily Luna Potter, end of her 7th year, age 18
Twenty Random Facts about Lily Luna Potter at the end of her 7th year, age 18.

Rating: PG-13/soft R



1. I used to be mad that Hugo was younger than me. It seemed the oldest and youngest grandchild always got the best of everything. Being the ‘next-to-youngest’ mostly got me overlooked. However, I let that fact make me strong, make me want to excel, not angry.

2. I love Quidditch. I should, I’ve been told I’m a better chaser than my mother was. In fact, several professional scouts say I’m the best chaser they’ve ever seen and that they want to ‘interview’ me further. I thank them, but then tell them I won’t sleep with them, regardless of their opinions.

3. I really like my body. I’m about five foot seven-and-a-half, a 36-B (yes, a little small, I know), flat abs, tight bum, long legs. Oh, and a flaming, red pussy. Although I’m taller by almost three inches, it is otherwise a lot like my mother’s, which not only my father still drools over, but her brothers and friends do as well, when we all skinny dip and sunbathe au naturel at Shell Cottage. I can make my male cousins and their male friends, even my brothers, hard with just a glance and a wiggle. They all say they like my body, too. Especially the flaming, red pussy. Even my brothers, the perverts.

4. In regards to number 3, my body does get me in trouble sometimes. Well, actually I use my body to get me in trouble. McGonagall has given me dozens of detentions for sunbathing nude at the lake at school, where I get plenty of compliments for my ‘flaming, red pussy.’ She even called my folks in my sixth year just because I ‘forgot’ to wear knickers one day and those rotten Slytherins said I distracted them so much that they couldn’t concentrate and six of them ended up in the infirmary when their potions exploded on them. I said they should have been paying attention to the instructions, not staring at my ‘flaming, red pussy,’ knickers-less or not.

5. Have I had sex? That’s my business.

6. In regards to number 5, I’ve discovered that certain kinds of business can be extremely pleasurable.

7. Rose once asked me if she should let Scorpius make love to her. I asked her why she wanted to. She said she loved him and thought he was sexy. I then asked her why she even needed to ask me and told her that if she wouldn’t, I would. Did I shag Scorpius? Maybe. Maybe not.

8. In regards to number 7, Rose and Scorpius are now married - I was her maid of honor - and have a kid on the way. Her father refused to come to the wedding, so did his. She and Scorpius didn’t really care.

9. James used to be mean to me when we were young children. You know, big brother stuff like taking my dolls or putting something up on a shelf where I couldn’t reach it. Once when I was six, I swiped my mother’s wand and tried to cast the Bat Bogey Hex on him. All I got were butterflies and a very, very sound spanking from my mother. But, James didn’t tease me much afterwards. In fact, none of my male relations or friends teased me much after that.

10. In regards to number 9, I’ve found spanking to be very stimulating when delivered by the right person in the right circumstances.

11. The rumors that Quidditch teams take co-ed showers. Not rumors.

12. In regards to number 11, all we usually do is shower. Usually.

13. I wasn’t Head Girl my seventh year despite having outstanding grades. I went to McGonagall’s office before the Welcome Feast and asked why. She merely mumbled something about ‘knickers,’ and I left.

14. In regards to number 13, I haven’t worn knickers all seventh year. It’s drafty sometimes, but, well, very convenient sometimes, too.

15. My brother, James, lost his virginity when he was 16, Albus was also 16. I lost mine, well, maybe I did and maybe I didn’t, so there!

16. In regards to the number 16, I’m still not denying or confirming anything, so there!

17. I’d really like to play professional Quidditch with the Holyhead Harpies, like my mother did. When I turned seventeen, she told me about their ‘initiation’ ceremony. My vibrator got a long workout that night. I had to replace the batteries. Twice.

18. In regards to number 17, the captain of the Harpies has told me she really wants me on her team. She’s also promised that I won’t need to worry about replacing batteries. Ever.

19. Several guys have asked me to have sex with them as a ‘graduation’ present. I asked them what sort of ‘present’ is that? I can have sex anytime I want. If I want, that is.

20. In regards to number 19, yes, I’ve had sex. Probably more than I should have, but not as much as the rumors say. Maybe.