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pettybureaucrat (pettybureaucrat) wrote,
@ 2007-09-17 17:07:00

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FIC - 20 Random Facts about Ginny Weasley Potter - R
Title: 20 Random Facts about Ginny Weasley Potter
Author: pettybureaucrat
Rating: R
Warning(s): Sexual references, mention of group sex
Word Count: 563
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and locations are the property of JK Rowling.
Author's Note(s): Written for the Harry Potter Random Facts Fest Round Three.

Twenty Random Facts About Ginny Weasley

1. Despite all rumors to the contrary, Ginny was a virgin until three months before her seventeenth birthday, when Harry managed to find her great Auntie Muriel’s house and deflowered her while Muriel was sitting in the parlor, right outside the door of her bedroom.

2. She did allow Michael Corner and Dean Thomas some intimacy with her body, but never seriously considered having intercourse with either of them.

3. The thought of her best friend, Hermione, making love to her brother, Ron, actually makes her gag. Even now after they’ve been married over sixteen years. Ron is the only brother she has this problem with.

4. The Happy Hour by the lake at Hogwarts with Harry a few days before Dumbledore’s death was just that - happy. They did not have sex although they both had an orgasm.

5. She can fold her tongue almost in half lengthwise. She routinely drives Harry spare with this quirky ability.

6. She is very ticklish over nearly one hundred per cent of her body.

7. She doesn’t really care for anal sex, but Harry loves it, so she indulges him once in awhile.

8. James and Lily were planned babies. Albus was not.

9. She loved playing professional Quidditch, but loves being a wife and mother even more.

10. Harry’s godson, Teddy Lupin, had a crush on her. Now, he has one for Hermione.

11. She is usually one of the first women to remove the top of her suit at the beach by Shell Cottage. She is almost always the first to remove the bottom.

12. Despite her petiteness, she can drink most anyone under the table. Professional Quidditch players, even former ones, are like that.

13. She cried for three days straight after Fred’s funeral. Harry sprained his back from making love to her so hard in order to wear her out and make her go to sleep.

14. Her Quidditch column for the Daily Prophet is syndicated in over 100 wizarding newspapers around the world. Her income is actually higher than Harry’s.

15. She only gave serious thought to cheating on Harry twice: once with Neville and once with Oliver Wood. In both cases she was naked in bed with them but ultimately refused to engage in intercourse.

16. She knows Luna sleeps with Harry on occasion and is not upset by this. She, also, sleeps with Luna on occasion. And, usually once a year, the three of them sleep together.

17. Harry is the father of the two children Luna had prior to marrying Oswald Scamander when she turned forty. The only others privy to this information are Kingsley Shacklebolt, Minerva McGonagall and Hermione.

18. She and Fleur have become the best of friends. In fact, she gets along famously with all her sisters-in-law.

19. She played matchmaker for her brother, Charlie, arranging the romantic setting during which Katie Bell seduced him and got him to - finally - commit to marrying her.

20. She indulged in a little girl-on-girl sex at Hogwarts, with Lavender, Parvati, Luna and Hannah Abbott. She also indulged occasionally while playing for the Holyhead Harpies. When she first confessed this to Harry, all he did was ask if he could watch one time. After watching her with Luna, their lovemaking afterwards resulted in the highest number of orgasms she ever experience.

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	iulia_linnea 2007-09-17 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	It's interesting to think about Ginny and Harry in an open marriage. :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pettybureaucrat 2007-09-17 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a devoted Flaming Nargle fan. Hence, the relationship with Luna. She is their only outside partner, Ginny having stopped her other same sex activities once she was pregnant with James. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	harleen 2007-09-17 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	I love it! I am so tempted to write one of these up about my AU Fred, I wonder if that's allowed.... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pettybureaucrat 2007-09-18 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Don't know why not. If it's not canon, it's AU anyway in reality. Thanks for reading. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	zoanthropic 2007-09-19 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Very nicely done and interesting. I don't completely agree with a couple of these, but still it's well written and thought out. Nice work :D (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pettybureaucrat 2007-09-19 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	that's the nice thing about these random facts. even if you don't agree with all of them, they're all fun to read. thanks for reading. if there's a particular one(s) that you're not sure of, let me know and I'll be happy to explain my reasons. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	misspotter25 2008-12-17 04:08 am UTC (link)
	I loved it. Specially 13 and 17 !!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	misspotter25 2008-12-17 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Could you explain 17 even houg I loved it more information will be benefitial lol (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pettybureaucrat 2008-12-17 07:42 am UTC (link)
	I my particular Potterverse, Luna had two children with Harry about the same time as he and Ginny were starting their family. The children were not aware of this until they were much older. JKR said that Luna didn't marry Rolf until much later in life. (Reply to this) (Parent)