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Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008
12:43 pm - 20 Random Fact about Lily Luna Potter, end of her 7th year, age 18
Twenty Random Facts about Lily Luna Potter at the end of her 7th year, age 18.

Rating: PG-13/soft R

20 Random Facts about Lily Luna Potter )

current mood: creative

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Thursday, November 8th, 2007
9:12 am - FIC - Stable Hands _ NC17
Here's a Hermione/George/Fred fic set during OotP. Hermione is only 16 so if 'underage' sex isn't your thing, go no further.

I wrote this for the Hermione_Smut fest on LJ, but since she was on 16 in the fic they wouldn't post it due to LJ's asshole policies. So, I thought I'd put it here.

Any comments - good, bad, indifferent - are welcome.

Stable Hands )

current mood: cranky

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9:08 am - Ramblings
Haven't been here on IJ much, been in a real funk due to my back. Finally got an MRI and made an appointment with the back specialist.

Been having some serious writer block, but managed my piece of Smutty_Claus. A piece of H/G PWP fluff.

Think I may post a fic I wrote for Hermione_Smut on LJ but they said they wouldn't post it since Hermione is underage.

Fucking LJ.

current mood: crappy

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Saturday, October 27th, 2007
6:28 am - Ramblings
Haven't put much up here. Haven't done a lot at LJ recently either. Been down, health issues. Real life. YOu all know how it is.

Have a couple of fics due for exhanges and haven't even started. Bad writer's block right now.

Just felt the need to say something to someone.

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Friday, October 5th, 2007
11:44 am - Fic - Are You Being Served
Written for hpgw_ficafest, 6th wave, on LJ.

Author: pettybureaucrat
Title: Are You Being Served?
Challenge: #41 Ginny helps Harry shop for new furniture for Grimmauld Place.
Rating: NC-17, Strong, graphic sexual content, underage
Genre: Humor/Erotica
Word Count: 4258
Notes/Warnings: All recognizable characters and locations belong to JK Rowling. This is a work of adult fiction and is not intended to promote the actions depicted herein.

Thanks to our mod ladyg_funk for running this great fest. This is my first submission to hpgw_ficafest. Hopefully you will enjoy it. Thanks to Mindy for the beta.

Are You Being Served? )

current mood: okay

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12:40 am - Ramblings - Halloween Meme
Borrowed from [info]coffee_n_cocoa on LJ

Halloween Meme
[info]antoshevu devours the entire neighbourhood's Bank Manager's lunchbox
[info]biggrstaffbunch runs around screaming for hours until abruptly silenced by [info]scarlett71177, wielding a sharpened Bank Manager's lunchbox
[info]coffee_n_cocoa TPs your socks
[info]deena_s buries [info]shocolate at the crossroads with a steak (rare) through their heart
[info]eimajunknown shows up with burning torches, pitchforks and dip
[info]karasu_hime calls [info]muselolita to let them know the psycho killer's in the mood for chicken
[info]madam_minnie sacrifices [info]antoshevu's candy
[info]maple_mahogany haunts your brains
[info]muselolita swoops on [info]biggrstaffbunch and drains their gerbils
[info]piratesword puts fake eyeballs in your cutlery
[info]sas33 summons the undead armies of [info]aberforths_rug to steal your candy
scarlett71177scarlett71177 creates an unholy monstrosity from madam_minniemadam_minnie, coffee_n_cocoacoffee_n_cocoa and pirateswordpiratesword
[info]shocolate puts real eyeballs in your pumpkin
[info]vikingcarrot gives you a toothbrush
LJ Name


current mood: morose

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Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
3:24 pm - Fic - Out of Uniform
Title: Out of Uniform
Author: pettybureaucrat
Rating: NC-17
Words: 3373
Warnings: Strong sexual content, light bondage, leather
Setting: Shortly after James Potter is born.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and loactions are the property of JK Rowling. This is a work of adult fiction and does not condone or promote the activities depicted herein. All 'participants' are over 18.
A/N: Inspired by photos of Dan Radcliffe in uniform while filming 'My Boy Jack.' Posted by shocolate on her LJ. Icon art originally by [info]cork

Out of Uniform )

current mood: calm

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Wednesday, September 19th, 2007
4:07 pm - Argh! Talk Like a Pirate Day
So this is me, supposedly! Argh!

LiveJournal Username
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
Cutlass or pistol?
What is the name of your pirate ship?
Where is your secret pirate base?
What kind of loot do you prefer?
What do you and your crew prefer to be called?
Parrot or monkey?
Argh!
Your capable first mateorgasmicspork
Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of goldcicatrixstories
The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious pastfics_by_llp
Is always the first one into the fraycicatrixstories
Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your shipkarasu_hime
Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grogeimajunknown
Is currently in Davy Jones's lockerbiggrstaffbunch
The amount of money you make as a pirate$61,318
This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net
Gemini Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz



And my name!

pettybureaucrat, your pirate name is
Admiral Phil

What is YOUR pirate name?

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Monday, September 17th, 2007
5:07 pm - FIC - 20 Random Facts about Ginny Weasley Potter - R
Title: 20 Random Facts about Ginny Weasley Potter
Author: pettybureaucrat
Rating: R
Warning(s): Sexual references, mention of group sex
Word Count: 563
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and locations are the property of JK Rowling.
Author's Note(s): Written for the Harry Potter Random Facts Fest Round Three.

Ginny Weasley Potter )

current mood: tired
current music: none

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Tuesday, September 11th, 2007
3:20 pm - FIC - Out of Uniform - NC17
Author: pettybureaucrat
Title: Out of Uniform
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Words: 3309
Warnings: PWP, strong sexual content, light bondage, leather
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and locations are the property of JK Rowling. This is a work of adult fiction and does not endorse or condone any activities depicted herein. All 'participants' are over 18.
A/N: Inspired by [info]shocolate and [info]lizardspots's detailed comment thread of what they would do to Dan Radcliffe if they could find him thusly attired. This is unbetaed, so any errors are my own.

Uniformly good! )

current mood: bored

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Monday, August 20th, 2007
11:28 pm - FIC -- Fleur de Lis -- R
I've posted this on LJ and TQP so I thought I'd put it up here. I'm still too new at this stuff to do a link. Someday, maybe.

Title: Fleur-de-Lis
Author: pettybureaucrat
Rating: Hard R
Pairs: Teddy Lupin, Victoire Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Gabrielle Delacour
Setting: Teddy is in his 7th year at Hogwarts, Victoire her 6th
Warnings: Sexual content, implied underage sex.
A/N: I wrote this while watching 'Monk' on USA. Hence, Headmaster Stottlemyer.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and locations are the property of JK Rowling. This is a work of adult fiction and is not intended to promote any activities depicted herein.

Fleur de Lis )

current mood: sleepy
current music: Watching Mythbusters on Discovery

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Saturday, August 18th, 2007
6:35 am - Finding
My first IJ post. I've found some old friends from LJ. Now as soon as I figure out how to friend them HERE, I'll be set.

current mood: nostalgic
current music: none

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